Only in Spain?

A Spanish friend recently emailed me a series of photos by a photographer who goes by the name of Jafotillo. Her message to me read, "Estas fotos solo podrían estar hechas en España." (These photos could only have been taken in Spain.) I don't how accurate my friend's statement is, but some of the pictures are very funny. I've posted the ones I found the most amusing below, accompanied by my own translations and/or explanations.

Disfrutadlos amig@s,

Carloz

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..............The Always Open Restaurant............Liquidation (of) Children at the other door

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Ball Playing Prohibited ...........................Don't park in this space

Plaza of Freedoms ..................................Not even for a second

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...... ... ............. ........SPECIAL OFFER:

........ ..... .........Solid Color Cotton T-shirts
............ .....................1 for 6 euros
............. ........................2 for 15

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BUTCHER SHOP:....................................Inoffensive Smokes

........................ .......Ignatius "The Whore"

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........... ...... ...Casa Manolo's Refreshment Stand

... .. ...... .....................Conil Boats Beach
.... ... .............We do not allow rushing of any kind.
... ........... .........The food does not come in cans.
........... .... ...........Relax, you're on vacation.

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...........................Don't smoke joints on the terrace.................(It should say perros/dogs, not porros/joints.)

No, No, No and NO, WE DO NOT KNOW where the GOATHERD TEXTILE SHOP IS!!!

(Cabrera is a common family name that literally means goatherd.)

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Castile is not Spain.

(Get it?)

(Get it?)

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