Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts

Friday, May 15, 2015

Esperanza Aguirre: Trabajar. Hacer. Crecer. Aparcar.

Esperanza Aguirre is a candidate for mayor of Madrid. She had a little run-in with the law last year after she parked her car in a bus lane on one of Madrid's busiest streets, so she could use a cash machine. As thinkSPAIN reported recently:
MADRID'S former regional president Esperanza Aguirre will not be tried for a criminal offence for her having allegedly fled the police after being caught parking in a bus lane.
She could have been facing up to two years in prison for 'serious disobedience', although she would not have to serve this as it was a first offence.
Instead, she will face civil trial, which would at worst end in a fine.
Esperanza had left her car in a bus lane on the Gran Vía with her four-way hazard lights on when she rushed to a cashpoint when she was caught.
Police claimed she got in her car and drove off when they were in the middle of issuing her fine, without permission, and knocked over a police motorbike. ...
Esperanza, who is candidate for mayoress* of Madrid and is still PP chair for the region, may still face a fine for driving off without permission.
So, perhaps the slogan her party has chosen for the campaign (Trabajar. Hacer. Crecer. / Work. Make. Grow.) could use a fourth verb in her case:

Aparcar. / Park.  

Photo: By PP Madrid (Comité de Dirección Regional) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons.

*  Mayoress?!?! 

UPDATE:

Thursday, May 14, 2015

No Communion, No Money, No Catholic; Innit in Spanish; Anti-Drunk-Walking


My latest Spain related things on Newsvine:

Article PhotoI'm simply Christian now: Divorced Catholic leaves Church after being refused communion, but asked for money

Last Sunday was an important day for Angela Conesa: her son had his First Communion. However, Angela was not able to take communion herself that day. Why? Because, as local Church officials reminded her in a letter a few days before the event, divorced Catholics who remarry civi …





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Handy Spanish phrases for British tourists (Video)

To help prepare British holidaymakers travelling to Spain this summer, former professional soccer player and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, delivers a performance like never before as he launches his own Spanish lessons. Check it out for all those essential Spanish phrases li …




Spain wants to ban drunk walking and set speed-limit for joggers

Friday, February 20, 2015

Trains in Spain: Precision Tardiness

On Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings I teach English in a little town not far outside Madrid. It's just three stations away from the Principe Pio commuter train station, which is near the city center. The trip takes less than 20 minutes and the business where the classes are held is about a five minute walk from my arrival station.

Because these classes start at 8:30am on Monday and 8am on Wednesdays and Fridays, I was very happy to learn there are weekday commuter trains originating at Principe Pio that are scheduled to depart every 30 minutes, at 3 minutes and 36 minutes after the hour. Perfect timing for me!

Well, I have been taking these trains for around six months now and have truly been impressed at their fidelity to the times they leave the station. The scheduled departure times appearing on the platform sign next to the waiting trains are always 7:33 and 8:03 and the times appearing on the clocks inside the trains when they head out are 7:36 and 8:06 – precisely 3 minutes late. I have checked and the platform clocks and train clocks seem perfectly synched, so it's not a matter of a discrepancy between clocks. The trains simply leave late – and rather precisely at that.

Now, nobody's perfect. Once or twice the trains have left at 7:34 and 8:07.

Still, I for one believe RENFE (Red Nacional de los Ferrocarriles Españoles—National Network of Spanish Railways) can take pride in the fact that at least these particular trains of theirs pretty consistently miss the mark so exactly.

Update 27 February, 2015: OMG, for the first time since I've been taking these trains, this morning's left on time!

Update 13 March, 2015: Today I saw something different. I always sit in the first wagon and this morning at 7:33 the engineer ran into the car, dashed into the cab, immediately started the engine and took off -- pretty much on time: the on-board clock switched to 7:34 as we took off. Usually the engineers are already in the cab and even when they have not been, I have never seen any enter in a rush. 

Update 14 May, 2015; Yesterday the train left two minutes early! Although this is the first time I've seen this occur on this particular train, I have on occasion experienced early departures on other trains in various parts of Spain. And on one occasion I arrived on a platform a few minutes before the scheduled departure time only to find the train had already left.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Jesus x 2; Catalonia, Scotland, Spain, UK; Queen Letizia Goes to School in New York; Madrid's Cruel Bus Shelters; Paragliding in Arcones


Excerpts from and links to my latest Newsvine articles and posts relating to Spain:


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Miracle? Spain's monkey image of Jesus appears on a cake in Japan


Jesus appears to have forgiven the Spanish woman who botched his face in what was 'probably the worst art restoration project of all time.'  Yes, the Lord seems to have chosen to use the infamous monkey-like image of Himself to evangelize by appearing on a popular Japanese  …

















Friday, December 26, 2008

Only in Spain?

A Spanish friend recently emailed me a series of photos by a photographer who goes by the name of Jafotillo. Her message to me read, "Estas fotos solo podrían estar hechas en España." (These photos could only have been taken in Spain.) I don't how accurate my friend's statement is, but some of the pictures are very funny. I've posted the ones I found the most amusing below, accompanied by my own translations and/or explanations.

Disfrutadlos amig@s,

Carloz

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..............The Always Open Restaurant............Liquidation (of) Children at the other door
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Ball Playing Prohibited ...........................Don't park in this space
Plaza of Freedoms ..................................Not even for a second
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...... ... ............. ........SPECIAL OFFER:
........ ..... .........Solid Color Cotton T-shirts
............ .....................1 for 6 euros
............. ........................2 for 15

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BUTCHER SHOP:....................................Inoffensive Smokes
........................ .......Ignatius "The Whore"

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........... ...... ...Casa Manolo's Refreshment Stand
... .. ...... .....................Conil Boats Beach
.... ... .............We do not allow rushing of any kind.
... ........... .........The food does not come in cans.
........... .... ...........Relax, you're on vacation.

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...........................Don't smoke joints on the terrace.................(It should say perros/dogs, not porros/joints.)



No, No, No and NO, WE DO NOT KNOW where the GOATHERD TEXTILE SHOP IS!!!
(Cabrera is a common family name that literally means goatherd.)
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Castile is not Spain.
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I'll bet that in this year's Christmas Speech the King will...

Like many people in Spain tonight, I will be watching television at 9pm to see King Juan Carlos' give his annual Christmas speech. To be honest, since it is broadcast on all channels, it is kind of hard to avoid. However, I actually seek it out because I always enjoy it.

One simple reason I like to watch it is that the King speaks so clearly that it's very easy for me to understand everything he says. Another is that after listening to his warm words I always feel a little more integrated into Spain -- especially since he usually expresses welcome to foreigners who have chosen to live here. In addition, since my home country has neither royalty nor a national Christmas speech tradition, this event holds more than a bit of curious charm for me.

Of course some Spaniards love the custom, some hate it, some are indifferent and some find it amusing -- especially comedians and cartoonists. For example, because the King usually starts the speech by saying "La reina y yo" (The Queen and I), that little phrase is consistently used when parodying Juan Carlos. There is even a weekly comic strip by that title which appears in the magazine El Jueves.

In his speech the King typically mentions significant accomplishments of the preceding year and touches on the challenges the nation faces. Other topics usually include Spain's transition to Democracy during his reign, the Spanish Constitution, the country's commitment to European integration, and calls for unity, equality, non-discrimination, and mutual respect.

Perhaps because each year he touches on similar themes and repeats certain words and phrases, this year an enterprising group has created a web site where people can place bets on what the King will say in his Discurso de Navidad-- and how he will say it. On KingandWin.com you can wager money on such pressing matters as:
  • Whether or not His Royal Majesty will say the word "pride" or "satisfaction" first.
  • Precisely how long the speech will last.
  • Will "Eurocup" crop up in the discourse?
  • Will the Sovereign sport a striped or a solid tie?
  • Exactly how many times will His Illustrious Highness utter "Spain"?
  • How many Royal Family members will be in framed photos on his desk?
  • Which word will His Royal Highness repeat more often: diversity or majority?
  • Will the European Union flag be part of the background?
  • How many times will His Excellency use the preposition "de"?
  • Will there be a nativity scene on the scene?
  • Will His Serene Highness use the word "drugs"?
  • Will the Spanish flag be to the Monarch's left or right?
The web site offers a total of 15 questions, with each one having three possible answers. The player who gets the most correct answers will win a cash prize of 1,500 euros; if there are ties, the prize money will be evenly distributed.

So, tonight, besides listening for the usual expressions of warmth and encouragement I look forward to each year, I will be paying special attention to hear whether or not El Rey uses the word "crisis" once, more than once, or not at all.

Chao amig@s,

Carloz

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Bicycling News: Yesterday Hundreds; Today Thousands


YESTERDAY - Nude Cycling Demonstrations:
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Hundreds of “ciclonudistas” (nude cyclers) took to the streets of various Spanish cities yesterday for the 4th annual “bicicletada nudista” (nudist bicycle gathering). This year the events were held to promote bicycle usage and demand more bike lanes. Organizers claim that naked cycling demonstrates the vulnerability of human bodies on bicycles. As one cyclist put it, via speakers attached to his bike, "We are defenseless against automobile traffic!"
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In Barcelona about 150 cyclists rode around the center of the city to protest against the insecurity they feel and in honor of a bicyclist who was run over this past Tuesday. The 54 year old cyclist, who is a member of the local bicyclists organization Friends of Biking, was hit by a truck that had reportedly crossed over into the bicycle lane. The victim remains in the intensive care unit of a local hospital.
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The demonstration started at the site of the accident at the intersection of Consell de Cent and Bruc streets, and then went on to to a stop in front of the city's Bicing office at Portal del Angel and finally to Plaza Jaume, where City Hall and the Provincial Government Headquarters are both located. Organizers read a manifesto at the end of the ride calling for, among other things, a moratorium on the creation of new bicycle lanes and the development of a program to educate drivers. At every stop cyclists were surrounded by photo snapping tourists.
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Meanwhile, in Madrid 200 or so nude protesters cycled down the Paseo del Prado from Cibeles Plaza up to Retiro City Park.
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Nudist advocate groups in Barcelona had called for the cancellation of the event on the grounds that it was "a provocation in a city in which it [nudity] is a right." In Madrid somewhat the opposite seems to have occurred, with nudists using the event there to stand up for their rights. That city's nude cycling contingency crossed paths with a group of 20 or so nude marchers, who walked to Spain's Congress of Representatives, where they hand delivered a letter in defense of the “right to go nude in public spaces." (While public nudity is not illegal in Spain, it is not protected by law either.)
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TODAY - Barcelona's Bike and Skateboard Festival:
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Today some 15,000 people participated in the ninth Barcelona Bike and Skateboard Festival. Cyclers and skateboarders rode from the city center to Plaza de España. There, at the base of Montjuïc, the city sponsored festival included demonstrations by well known cyclists and skateboarders, workshops, and various "freewheeling" activities. As in previous editions of the festival, the non-profit organization, Active Africa, had a collection point for donations of equipment and spare parts for bicycles.
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Oh, by the way, I didn't spot any nude cyclers or skateboarders at today's festival.
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Hasta la proxima amig@s,
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Carloz

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Spanglish in Spain = Ingañol en España


The words Spanglish and Ingañol do not appear in the dictionary of the Real Academia Española (The Royal Academy of Spanish or R.A.E.) Neither do espanglish, espanglés, espangleis or espanglis. However, the phenomenon is alive and well in Spain. A good example here in Barcelona is the name of the local bike sharing program: 'Bicing,' a merger of the Spanish word 'bicicleta' with the English suffix -ing. In fact, several -ing words have been integrated into everyday Spanish.
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For example, it is common to see “Se alquila plaza de parking” (Parking Space for rent) on signs outside apartment complexes and garages. I've often heard people say something like, “He dejado el coche en el parking.” (I left the car in the parking lot.) The verb 'to park' has even been adapted as 'aparcar,' as in, “Voy a aparcar el coche.” (I'm going to park the car.) I also hear Latin Americans who live here use the verb 'parquear'.
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Then there's jogging – not the word, but the action – which is referred to as 'hacer footing,' sometimes spelled 'futin'. Other exercise related words one can hear at the local gym include 'spinning,' 'stretching' and 'stepping.' As for outdoor activities, white water rafting is shortened to 'rafting,' while windsurfing remains, 'windsurfing.' Interestingly, bungee jumping is 'puenting' in Spanish, because it usually involves jumping off a bridge (puente). Ping-pong, or table-tennis, is 'pimpón' and platform tennis, or paddle tennis, is simply 'pádel.' A campground is 'un camping.' When it comes to staying in shape through cosmetics or plastic surgery, one hears Spaniards speak of 'liftin' for face lift, and 'peeling' for, a facial peeling.
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These last two words illustrate an interesting phenomenon with -ing endings: sometimes the 'g' is dropped in the Spanish spelling, with the resulting pronunciation rhyming with Halloween. Therefore, the Spanish word 'liftin' is pronounced 'lift-een.' Two other examples of this difference are the words feeling and meeting. The other day I read an article in El País about two politicians who had a lot of 'feeling' at a recent 'metin.' In Spanish the word feeling means something like, “positive regard, mutual admiration, affinity, appreciation,” whereas 'metin' means a political meeting or gathering.
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Words for social problems are sometimes taken directly from English, as in mobbing and bullying. The meanings of these two words are exactly the same in Spanish as in English.
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When it comes to automobiles one hears words like 'tuning,' which we call car tuning – personalizing or customizing a car to improve its performance, handling and look –, and 'Airbag' for, guess what – airbag!
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Then there is Cyber-Spanglish: cookie, software and hardware are the same in English and Spanish; 'un mail' is much more common than 'un electrocorreo'; surf and access have resulted in the new Spanish verbs, 'surfear' and 'accesar' – although you are just as likely to see navegar instead of 'surfear' and acceder rather than 'accesar'. I also occasionally hear 'chequear' which comes from “to check”, and is a synonym for 'verificar' (to verify) and 'revisar' (to revise or to check).
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Many new Internet related words have not been accepted by the R.A.E., but one that has is “chatear” for chat, even though there was already a perfectly good Spanish word meaning the same thing: charlar. Other examples of Cyber-Spanglish are:
  • nick – a username or nickname
  • blog or blogillo – blog
  • escáner – scanner
  • hacker – hacker
  • hackear – hack
  • phising – phishing
  • clic – click, as in 'haga click aqui' = click here
Another area with contributions to Spanglish is advertising: words like 'un spot' for a TV commercial or 'eslogan' for slogan, as well as whole phrases like, “just do it” and “think different,” are familiar to Spaniards. Then there is Vueling, the low-cost airline with a Spanglish name meaning 'flying' and publicity campaigns that are mitad English, half Español. Here are only a few of the many phrases Vueling has used in its advertising:
  • La no problem airline
  • Por only €25
  • Principales airports
  • Vuela from €10 todo included
  • Very new aviones
  • Compring en www.vueling.com
Of course, advertising and the Internet are only two segments of the larger realm of media – entertainment, cinema, books, music, etc. – and today's globalized media plays an important role in the development and use of Spanglish, whether it's through magazine adverts, or movies that are filmed in Spanish and English (e.g., Traffic, Babel), or material generated for fans of movies stars and singers around the world. Which reminds me, fan clubs are known as 'clubs de fans' in Spanish. A few other Spanglish words that fall under the giant “media” umbrella are:
  • standars – 'standards' in the sense of certain vintage American pop or jazz songs
  • flash – paparazzi
  • reality, or reality show – reality show
  • gogó – dancer in a club
  • chillout – chillout
  • rocanrol – rock and roll
  • road movie – road movie
  • casting - casting
  • best-seller – yep, you guessed it: best-seller!
Spanglish words in the areas of clothing and fashion include:
  • esmoquin or smoking – a tuxedo or dinner jacket
  • jersey (the 'j' is pronounced as a 'y') – a sweater or pullover
  • slip (pronounced 'sleep') – mens briefs
  • piercing – a body piercing
  • top, or top-model, or supermodelo – supermodel
  • fashión – fashionable (although the truly Spanish de moda seems more common)
From business and finance we find:
  • bum – boom (pronounced the same as the English word)
  • consulting – consultancy
  • holding – holding company
And here are a few miscellaneous Spanglish-isms:
  • fliparse – flip out, go crazy, go wild
  • flirtear – flirt
  • gai, or gay – gay
  • ranquín – ranking
  • zum – zoom
  • alto standing – upscale, luxurious, top quality
  • medio standing – mid-scale, or mid-level, in terms of price and quality
  • vip – a V.I.P. (pronounced as one word that sounds like “beep”)
  • pudín – a type of rice pudding
  • water or vater or wc – toilet
  • baipas – by-pass
  • yonqui – junkie
  • friki – offbeat person, or geek
How far will it all go? Well, the Madrid based website Cuadernos Cervantes has translated the first chapter of Don Quijote into Spanglish! Haga clic on the previous link to chequear it out.
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Hasta later amig@s,
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Carloz

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Fluff from Forbes, et al


In what some may view as a rather superficial survey, Anholt City Brands Index surveyed 18,000 people from 18 countries to come up with the world's Ten Most Stylish Cities. With both Madrid and Barcelona ranking up there, Spain was one of only two countries that scored two cities on the list. (Australia was the other one.)

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Yes, it may just be a bit of fluff, but I'm sure it's stuff that tourist boards love to have published about their cities. And as a loyal “Spaniard by choice,” I had to post something about it here.
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My current home, Barcelona, came out at number 6 among the top ten and my former home, Madrid, claimed a double achievement: number 10 on the overall list and number 4 on the list of cities “that made the most important contribution to the world.” (The top five cities and their contributions on this other list were Milan for fashion, Washington D.C. for politics, Madrid for culture, and Tokyo for technology.)
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According to a report about the list by Nicola Ruiz that appears in Forbes.com, "cities were judged on lifestyle, buzz, multiculturalism, cultural life and attractiveness. Respondents, for example, were asked to rank 40 cities on climate and weather, pollution and the physical attractiveness of buildings and parks. They were asked how warm and welcome they expect the people of each city to be, and how important each city's contribution to the world has been over the last 30 years in the areas of science, culture and government.”
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She then goes on to list the, “Capitals Of Cool.” Here's some more of what she wrote, along with scattered comments by me:
1. London, UK London landed atop the list in part because almost one-third of the world's population (including those in Australia, India and Canada) has ties to the British Commonwealth and consider London the financial, fashion and music capital of the world. The announced 2012 Olympics also gives it a stylish stamp of approval. The Spice Girls and David Beckham may have both benefited from Tony Blair's Cool Britannia campaign in the late '90s, positioning London as cool, hip and happening, but it's also the city's history, multiculturalism and wealth that send it to the top of the Most Stylish Cities list. "The only downside to London is its safety and expense," says Simon Anholt, who conducted the City Brands Index survey. "But these two factors also help its image: If it were too safe, people wouldn't find it as exciting, and if it were cheaper it would get less respect."
So, that's why neither Barcelona and Madrid made it to number one – they're too safe and not as outrageously expensive as London! Has anyone ridden the tube lately? It's a ridiculously expensive low quality ride.
2. Paris, France While Paris came in second, Anholt says it's done less to deserve this elite spot than other cities. With no notable new buildings going up since the Arche de La Defense 20 years ago, and few new crowd-pleasing events of late, Anholt says that Paris, like Rome and Milan, is riding on its reputation. "It's almost cliché that Paris is one of the most stylish cities," he says. "It's burned into the global, popular culture. Particularly in developing countries, people expect that in Paris they'll get the best food and fashion as well as a chic lifestyle. It could turn into an awful place for many years and it still wouldn't lose that reputation."
OK, so Paris rated number two because it's a cliché that's been branded onto the collective consciousness. I couldn't agree more! I've been to Paris a few times and, let me just say, I don't feel a need to go again.
3. Sydney, Australia "Sydney's been very clever in the way it's been able to create an image that's more sophisticated than just kangaroos and the Outback," says study author Anholt. "The opera house helps suggest that there's high culture, classy cuisine and night spots, but it was the 2000 Olympics that really put it on the map. It's been a textbook case of how to make a virtually unknown city in the middle of nowhere into a mega brand."
I've never been to Sydney, but I hope to visit someday.
4. New York, U.S.A. "If you live outside of the U.S., New York is perceived as being the capital of the U.S.," says study author Simon Anholt. "The East Coast city isn't blamed for the U.S. foreign policy; Washington D.C. takes the heat for that. New York encapsulates everything that has always been wonderful about America." "No other city has so much artistic, musical, business and entertainment talent, all in one place," says Philip Kotler, professor of international marketing at Northwestern University and author 40 books on place marketing." Anyone who says they are bored in New York is hopeless."
I've been to New York a few times and, let me just say, I don't feel a need to go again.
5. Rome, Italy "The charm of Rome comes from the Italian style of life," says Philip Kotler, professor of international marketing at Northwestern University and author of 40 books on place marketing. "This city's high level of style is encapsulated in the art, food, music, beauty and history."
I'm embarrassed to say that I've lived in Europe for almost 10 years and I've never been to Rome. I hope to go soon.
6. Barcelona, Spain "Much like Sydney, Barcelona received a tremendous amount of attention after it hosted the 1992 Olympics," says study author Simon Anholt. "It has a very distinctive architectural style from the Gaudí architecture to the amazing cathedral La Sagrada Familia. Having a visual icon is incredibly important and that seems to count almost more than anything else. People like a visual image to attach to memories in their minds."
Go BCN!
7. Melbourne, Australia "Melbourne is the city that Australians rank highest in the world--they rank Sydney second and London third," says study author Simon Anholt. "Melbourne is the one that people simultaneously admit to knowing least about but liking most. In fact, it would appear that the only thing they know about it is that it's a city in Australia, but this fact is sufficient to rank it seventh place."
If someone understands this quote, please live a comment.
8. Berlin, Germany "Berlin is perceived as being stylish and in recent years has earned a reputation for being a trend setting city," says study author Simon Anholt. "It has youth appeal, great nightlife and a strong youth culture."
I've been to Berlin a couple of times and liked it a lot. Too cold in winter, though!
9. Amsterdam, Holland "Amsterdam is a very rare example of a city that has a more powerful brand than its country ... usually it's the other way around," says Simon Anholt, author of the study. "Amsterdam is all about sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll, and it works hard to keep that reputation. Amsterdam is one of a small handful of cities that I think passes the cool T-shirt test. 'I heart Amsterdam' on a plain white T-shirt would sell for more than if it were just a plain white T-shirt."
I've been to Amsterdam a couple of times and liked it a lot. Too cold in winter, though!
If someone understands the cool T-shirt test, please leave a comment.
I'm sort of repeating myself, aren't I? Only one more city to go.
10. Madrid, Spain "Madrid is one of the more visited cities in the index," says...Anholt. "People know it and visualize the city and its residents easily." Adds Philip Kotler, professor of international marketing at Northwestern University and author of books on place marketing, "It has wonderful parks and museums, culturally there's a lot of pride in the people in Madrid."
Viva Madrid!
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And that rounds out this stylishly superfluous list.
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OK, g2g 'cuz I'm meeting up with a few trig international friends at one of Barcelona's chic Span-Asian fusion sushi/tapas bars before going to “The Revolution Will Be Fabulous!” exhibit of designer Che-wear at the Barcelona Fashion Museumatoruim. (It's a fund raiser for the Style-Conscious Conservation Fund -- a very worthy, and stylish, cause.) Then we'll have dinner at this marvelous organic seafood restaurant called “La la” that has it's own seaweed garden, where you can watch your side-dishes grow. After that it'll be dessert at a trendy gourmet churrería, which serves piping hot low-fat churros that have been flavorfully enhanced with exotic ingredients like chili, ginger, coriander, along with au courant drinks like coconut milk latte with a sprig of something or other. We'll probably close the evening off at a smart little seaside bar called “El el” that specializes in Absinthe martinis, served to a reggaeton synthonic chill-up beat in a retro op-art environ. So, peace out from 6 of 10! (Oh, that's the new Barcelona designation.)
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Hasta luego amig@s,
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Carloz
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P.S. Like most on-line periodicals, Forbes.com has a section beneath its articles where readers can leave comments. A couple of commenters thought Hong Kong should have been included on the list. You can view the whole article, and even leave a comment there yourself, by clicking here. Photos and quotes about each of the top 10 cities can be found here.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Now, where did we put that sculpture? You know, the 34 ton one. Oh, nevermind, let's just get a new one!


Sometime in October of this year, Richard Serra's "Equal Parallel / Guernica Bengasi" will be back on display in Madrid's Museo Nacional Centro de Arte Reina Sofía, according to new director, Manuel Borja-Villel. Except this time it will be an exact duplicate created by the artist for the museum, which somehow "misplaced" the original! This story goes back some years:
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The Reina Sofia commissioned the original sculpture in 1986 and it was delivered to the museum the next year. In 1990 it was stored in the warehouse of a company that specialized in storing large pieces of art. Tomás Llorens was the museum director at that time.
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In 2005 the next museum director, Ana Martinez de Aguilar, decided to retrieve the work, so that it could be put on display again. The only problem was that the storage company had gone bankrupt in 1998, and no one could account for the 34,473 kilo sculpture. According to a recent story in El País, the last written record of its still being in storage dates to 1992.
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Since the loss was discovered, police have searched for the the four 1.5 meter wide slabs of metal that make up the sculpture, but three years later the case remains unsolved. Some individuals have suggested that the work may have been sold as scrap or melted down by someone who did not recognize it as a work of art. (Having seen some of Richard Serra's work, I can understand how this would be possible.)
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Before resigning from the Reina Sofia last year, Ms. Martínez de Aguilar was able to get the sculptor to agree to create a copy for the museum at cost -- $99,000. (The museum paid about $220,000 for the original.) The agreement between the artist and museum stipulates that should the original be found, they will mutually decide which pieces will be destroyed, the originals or the duplicates, so that there will be only one work in existence.
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Oh, and Serra also made the museum promise that it wouldn't misplace this one.
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Hasta siempre amig@s,
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Carloz

Sunday, March 16, 2008

A Holy Week Confession / Una Confesión de Semana Santa


What's the confession? Simply that I find Spain's Semana Santa observances really boring.
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Well, having the week off I find interesting, but the Semana Santa celebrations held throughout Spain are sooooooooooo boring. The first time I saw one of the traditional processions, I initially found the phenomenon rather interesting. After the first hour or so, however, my mind started wandering -- and wondering what the big deal was about. I ended up feeling like I was at a slow motion, humorless Mardi Gras parade on downers.
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Despite the history, the color, the pageantry, the crowds, and the obvious effort put into the events by the organizing groups (called brotherhoods and fraternities / hermandades y cofradías), these are simply people traipsing about in somewhat frightening looking “penitential robes” (think KKK), carrying enormous religious tableaus (similar to those that can be seen in many Roman Catholic churches) and marching methodically to mind-numbing dirges. You almost expect to see self-flagellating footsloggers somwhere in all the fanfare. What fun!
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Maybe "ominously boring" would be a good way of describing such depressing extravaganzas. To me it's sort of like a bad dream that keeps repeating -- here comes another group of hooded men laboring under another massive platform that holds another brightly painted Sacred Heart / Virgin Mary / Crucifixion / Martyred Saint sculpture, followed by another group of robed acolytes, followed by another group of candle-carrying women in black, followed by another group of hooded men laboring under another massive platform that holds another brightly painted Sacred Heart / Virgin Mary / Crucifixion / Martyred Saint sculpture, followed by another group of robed acolytes, followed by another group of candle-carrying women in black, followed by another group of hooded men... All to the accompaniment of incessant drumming, mournful wailing, and/or brass instruments slowly blaring funereal hymns.
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I find Barcelona a good place to spend this holiday week because there are not very many Semana Santa spectacles, and, therefore they are easy to avoid. In many other cities, especially in Andalusia, they seem to almost completely take over the streets. I speak from some experience, because despite my negative reaction to that first Semana Santa scene, I have given it a try in various Spanish cities, including Alicante, Granada, Malaga and Palma de Majorca.
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Being in Palma was similar to being in Barcelona (i.e., no problems skipping the realtively few parades), so I enjoyed every bit of my time there. While I loved the cities of Alicante and Malaga, I did so despite visiting during Semana Santa. Alicante didn't have as many parades as Malaga and in both places I could at least head to the beach for a little respite when there were "festivities" droning on. In landlocked Granada, however, I was more or less trapped. Indeed, I remember feeling almost hounded by the city's seemingly non-stop processions!
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Instead of the memory of that experience fading, it has actually expanded to include fantastic images of myself being pursued by penitents down Granada's ancient streets, which in my mind seem to wind around in an Escher-like labyrinth. I try to get away from them and turn one corner after another only to keep stumbling upon more giant icons looming above throngs of mesmerized people wearing tunics, hoods and masks. As I am pushed and shoved around I sense that the participants are all trying to absorb me into the crowd so that I will be converted into one of the hordes of zombies condemned to an eternity of watching the monotonous marches go...by...so...very...very...slowly.
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(George A. Romero could have a field day with this “false memory” of mine – not to mention Freud!)
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So, having experienced traditional Semana Santa events in the past, when this time of year rolls around I flatly refuse to go to places like Seville and Cadiz, which are supposed to have some of the "best" celebrations. No, I prefer to be on a beach somewhere in Catalonia.
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Hasta siempre amig@s,
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Carloz

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Spanish Time


The arrival of the new AVE in Barcelona 5 minutes early (or eight minutes, depending on which newspaper one believes) but following after a 2 month construction delay, started me thinking about differences between the sense of time in Spain and the USA. (Before I go on, let me say that to me a two month delay does not seem like much on a construction project of the magnitude of the AVE and I think such a thing could happen anywhere.)
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Maybe “sense of time” isn't the most accurate phrase. Some foreigners might say a “lack of a sense of time” would be a better way of putting it. I believe it would be more accurate to say that there is simply a difference between the importance attached to time in Anglo-Saxon and Latin cultures. Anyway, here are few personal anecdotes that touch on this difference.
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When I lived in Madrid, it always tickled me that the clocks on two public buildings across the street from each other had slightly different times. The clocks on the Banco de España (i.e., the Spanish treasury) and the main post office at Plaza de Cibeles displayed times that were two minutes apart. (By the way, the main post office has since moved.)
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Speaking of the post office, while living in Madrid I received a notification of a certified letter one afternoon, so I promptly went to collect it the next day. Opening it immediately, I found a letter that had been sent 13 days earlier from the immigration office in Madrid requesting additional documents from me. The letter said that I had 12 days from the date on the letter to do this. It was a Friday afternoon, after the immigration office's closing time of 1pm, which meant Monday would be the earliest I could bring the documents – 4 days late! I thought, “Oh, my gosh, I'll have to get proof from the post office that the letter took more than 12 days to reach me!” So, I asked the postal clerk for a receipt. I was told I had to go to another window for that. After waiting in line at the other window, I was told by another clerk that I had been sent to the wrong window. Thankfully, there was no line at the next window and the clerk there gave me a form to complete for my request. After giving her the completed form she told me I could return towards the end of the next week to collect the receipt! I explained the urgency of the situation to her. She pointed to stacks of forms piled up on a table behind her and said sarcastically, “Well, all of these requests are urgent, too, so you'll just have to wait your turn.” I left the form, but meanwhile took my chances with the immigration office on the following Monday morning. When I explained to the immigration office clerk why I had not come in sooner, he said it wasn't a problem at all and accepted the documents.
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When I first moved to Spain I worked as a coordinator of a program at a school where one of my duties was to buy supplies for the program on a monthly basis. The school had an account with a certain office supply store that I went to during the first week of each month to place our order. No one told me that the store's two locations closed for the month of August, so that first year I found that out when I showed up at the store and read the “closed until September” sign. I remembered it the next year so went to the store on July 31st, where I again found the store closed until September. It turned out that since the 30th and 31st fell on a Monday and Tuesday that year, a decision had been made to close those two days, too. OK, year three I decided to ask the store staff at the beginning of July what their last opening date would be before their August holiday. I was told the store would be open through the 31st. I showed up on the afternoon of July 31st only to find the store closed until September. You see, a decision had been made that year not to re-open after the lunch time siesta! The next year I finally got the hang of it and did the August shopping during the second to last week of July.
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There is an accounting service down the street from my apartment here in Barcelona that prepares my tax return every year. I discovered it a few years ago when the office taped up several little signs in its store-front window announcing this service – simple signs on white A4 paper obviously printed on an office printer. The signs are still up and read, “We will prepare tax returns until May 30, 2004.”
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There is a tiny, little office supply store in my neighborhood that, like many businesses, closes for siesta. Occasionally the store doesn't re-open in the afternoon. I asked the owner about this one day and was told that it depends on how busy he is in the morning. If it's a really slow day, he figures there is no reason to open again after lunch.
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There is a restaurant near my place that advertises lunch served until 4pm. If I show up at at 3:40 or 3:45, sometimes they serve me, but other times say it is too late because the kitchen is closed. I guess it depends on how business has been that day.
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I have lived here for almost 8 years now, so I think I have pretty much reached a stage of acceptance of things like this. Or maybe its just really good denial.
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Hasta luego amig@s,
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Carloz

Friday, July 20, 2007

Crude Cartoon Controversy or Freedom of Speech Challenge?


Defenders of freedom of the press are up in arms about the forced withdrawal of a national publication. Spain's Supreme Court ruled today that a crude cartoon of Crown Prince Felipe and Princess Letizia having sex was an insult to the royal family and the people they reign over.
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Judge Juan del Olmo ordered authorities to seize all copies of the magazine running the cartoon, as well as the mold used to print it. He also demanded that the publishers provide the name of the cartoonist for possible prosecution. Apparently slandering or defaming the Spanish Royal Family is illegal and punishable by up to two years in prison.
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The cartoon appeared on the cover of the current issue of El Jueves, a satirical publication. In it, the cartoon-Prince says, "You know, if you get pregnant, this will be the closest thing I'll have done to work in my life."
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Aside from targeting the Royal Family, who are supported by taxpayer money, the cartoon is also aimed at Prime Minister Zapatero's recently inaugurated program to pay 2,500 euros to the parents of newborns and newly adopted children.
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"You've noticed the elections are coming, ZP! 2500€ per child," is splashed above the cartoon.
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The complete name of the publication is "El Jueves, la revista que sale los Miércoles." ("Thursday, the magazine that comes out on Wednesdays.") Similar to Mad Magazine or National Lampoon, it was first published in 1977, two years after the Spanish dictator Francisco Franco died. This is the first time an issue has been withdrawn. It is irreverent, popular and never subtle.
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On its web site today El Jueves posted a sample of the cartoon (as did just about every newspaper in Spain, except for the right-leaning ABC) along with a statement that I've translated below:
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July 20, 2007?
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We are writing this note on Friday, July 20, 2007, at 7pm. Our editorial offices are filled with media representatives asking about the banning of our magazine. We do not know how to respond to them. El Jueves has published dozens, hundreds of cartoons of the Royal family -- and of politicians, celebrities, ETA and anything that moves. We have even published a book, TOUCHING THE BORBONS, a 350 page compilation of the most amusing of these cartoons.
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We are graphic humorists and we work fully aware of our charge, what the readers expect of us, which is to explore the limits of freedom of speech. We can actually accept that on occasion we may be excessive. It's part of the job. If we go too far, there are the courts but...banning? The police inspecting newsstands throughout the country and pulling our magazine? Are we really writing this on July 20, 2007?
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What do you think? / ¿Que crees?

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Spain's Sunday News: Dalí, Photos, DNA, Music and Money, Money, Money, Money



Dalí Photos - El Pais announced today that Salvador Dalís former photographer and personal assistant, Robert Descharnes, is exhibiting 147 of the thousands of photos he took of Dalí and his muse, Gala, at the Municipal Museum of Cadaqués until January of next year. The photos focus on the Catalan artist's relationship with the coastal town and the nearby village of Port Lligat.
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The 83 year old French photographer said he is computerizing and cataloguing the more than 60,000 photographs that he took of Dalí and Gala over 40 years of friendship with the couple.
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Note: this photo (Dalí with ocelot) was not taken by Robert Descharnes, but by Roger Higgins.
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Dalí DNA - Descharnes revealed to El Pais that he has provided samples of Dalí's DNA to American scientific experts for the purpose of obtaining the genetic map of the surrealist icon. He apparently obtained the samples from the tubes inserted into Dalí's nose when the painter was last hospitalized. Descharnes claims that due to Dalí's genius a study of his DNA would contribute much to science.
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Test for buskers - Musicians now have to pass a test in order to perform in the Metro, Barcelona's subway system. El Pais reported that some 80 musicians auditioned yesterday before officials of the Street Musicians Association of Barcelona (Amuc BCN) and the Barcelona Transportation Metropolitan agency for permission to perform in Metro stations and trains. "The objective is to guarantee minimum standards," stated Hugo Guerrero, president of Amuc.
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Until now, permission to perform was given to anyone who registered with Amuc. Esther Ayala of TMB explained that the audition was organized because the previous system did not work well, which resulted in people who did not really know how to play or sing performing.
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Reportedly many of those who tried out yesterday were Latin-American guitarists and Eastern-European accordionists and the most were successful in their bids. "Between 85% and 90% were approved," according to Guerrero.
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Have you seen any 500 euro bills lying around? Apparently there are over 113 million of them in Spain, worth over 56,529 million euros, but they aren't seen very often. Spain's Tax Office has been has been investigating the situation for years, but to little avail. In fact, this past May a record number of 500 euro bills in circulation was reached, according to the Bank of Spain -- 64,3% of the total currency in Spain!
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Spaniards humorously refer to the bank notes as "Bin Ladens" because hardly anyone claims to have seen one. El Pais noted that over the past year the number of 200 euro notes in circulation has increased, too -- from 19 to 21 million.
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What do you think is going on?!

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Spain’s Sunday News Highlights: Who are more undesirable - French tourists, cats, dogs or politicians? Read and decide!



Fresh from reading El Pais and El Periodico at the beach, here are some of the items that struck me:
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Hoteliers Fear French Tourists and Idolize the Japanese.
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(By the way, this article had me, and the French friend who was with me, howling!)
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According to a survey of European hoteliers by GfK for Expedia, the Japanese are the favorite tourists, while the French — well the article said, “son groseros, quejicas y no se adapten a la cultura del lugar que visitan.” (They are rude, complaining and do not adapt themselves to the culture of the places they visit.)
.Where the Japanese were considered polite and interested in local culture and cuisine, the French were generally described as poor tippers who refuse to even try to learn a few words of the language of the host country and who show little interest in trying local culinary specialties. Only in fashion consciousness did they excel, along with Italians and Spaniards.
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The article also pointed out that the survey broke with some sterotypes; namely, that of American’s as arrogant and not interested in other languages. Although Americans ranked highest in the category of complainers and were seen as the worst dressers, they were ranked number one in the categories of trying to speak the local language, interested in trying the local cuisine and tipping.
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The Germans and British were noted for their lack of fashion sense. The Russians and the British scored low on respecting local customs.
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All-in-all, the top 5 tourist groups were: 1. Japanese; 2. Americans; 3. Swiss; 4. Swedish and 5. Germans. At the bottom of the list of 28 nationalities were: 24. British; 25. Russians; 26. Chinese; 27. Indians and 28. French.
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The article then had an interesting postscript about a Japanese doctor who has identifed something called the Paris Syndrome. Here is my translation of what was written about this condition:
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“That the words thanks and please have almost disappeared from the dictionaries of the French is not only verified by the GfK survey, which was carried out in April. It is also verified, with genuine fear, by the Japanese that land in the French capital. The cultural clash that occurs between the code of reverential conduct and hyper-respectfulness of the Japanese visitors and the aggressiveness and lack of courtesy of many waiters, sales clerks and Parisian cabdrivers is transformed, in some cases, into an illness that has been named the Paris Syndrome by Dr. Hiroaki Ota.
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“Each year he diagnoses about twenty cases among subjects of the Chrysanthemum Throne who visit the city they idealize as the mecca of culture and love. Auditory and visual hallucinations, feelings of persecution, confusion, anguish and even depression are some of the symptoms. There are some who do not overcome the clash. In the most serious cases, he opts for hospitalizing and repatriating the patient.”
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Clcik here for the online version of the article.
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This country is going to the dogs - and cats: Sticking with El Periodico and surveys, in an article entitled The Spaniard, tolerant of pets, another poll found that 53% of Spaniards interviewed were in favor of cats and dogs being allowed in hotels, restaurants, beaches and other public places, while another 37% thought this should be allowed as long as the animals behave themselves.
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Both El Pais and El Periodico had a lot of coverage of the agreement reached among the 27 EU countries on a new “treaty.” El Periodico claimed, “Europe Unblocked with Concessions to Poland” , while El Pais announced “Europe Regains Its Pulse.”
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El Pais described Merkel as having played the bad cop and Sarkozy the good in negotiations with Poland at the meeting of EU leaders in Brussels this weekend. It reported that Germany threatened to leave Poland out of future negotiations on the treaty by the Inter-Governmental Conference Group if President Kaczynski continued to hold up the agreement. The paper claimed that Merkel’s forcefulness, along with Sarkozy’s skilled negotiations over the telephone with Prime Minister Kaczynski (who was in Warsaw) were key elements of a successful strategy. It also cited efforts by the PMs of Spain, Britain and Luxembourg: Zapatero, Blair and Junker.
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Tweedele Dumb and Tweedle Dumber: The Kaczynski brothers are increasingly depicted in an unfavorable light in much of the Spanish media. A cartoon in today’s El Pais depicted them wearing identical police officer uniforms and interchangable scowls while looking down at a pair of ants on a beach. The caption read: “Polish police check with horror on the promiscuous nudity of ants on the beaches of the Baltic sea.”
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Click here to see the cartoon.
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And that’s all from me from Spain for now…

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And in Wednesday’s News…You Tube; El Fary; Fighting Over Bullfighting; Does BCN Need Another Swimming Pool?; Wedding Wrongs

YouTube Speaks Your Language
Hola, Bonjour, Ciao, こんにちは, Hallo, Czesc, Holá and Hello!

YouTube goes Spanish — and French, Italian, Japanese, Dutch, Polish and Portugese. It will now be available in seven different languages. Apparently half of its traffic already comes from outside the USA and I’m sure they must want that to increase. I say, ¡Genial! http://es.youtube.com/

El Fary is dead! Also known as the singing taxi diver, José Luis Cantero Rada, was a popular singer from the late 1960s on. As a matter of fact, his latest record was released yesterday, the day of his death from cancer.

While still working as a taxi driver in Madrid, he started as a copla singer (an Andalusian song style involving dramatic love stories, tragedies and lots and lots of passion) and eventually embraced other musical Spanish styles. He sang (and wailed!) about love, bullfighting, and everyday people.

He seemed to have been a real phenomenon. There’s even a rather unique collector’s item for fans: a little plastic replica of him called the CARROFARY that is designed to be hung from the rear view mirror of a car. (If you want to see one, watch the outrageous Spanish movie Torrente 3 - The Protector. Torrente 1 and 2 are even better, if such an adjective can be applied to this kind of movie.)

By coincidence, in one of my English lessons last week, which was based on the musical Jesus Christ Superstar, I asked my students to name Spanish superstars. El Fary was one of the first that came up –and these students were under 30 years old!

Spain, The Land of Bullfights? Speaking of bullfighting, one of the free newspapers reported today that bulffighting is causing division in Zapatero’s government under the headline, Los Toros dividen a los Españoles y tambien al Consejo de Ministros. (Bullfights divide Spaniards as well as the Council of Ministers.)

Apparently the publication asked several individual Ministers their opinions on bullfights and received a range of responses. ¡Que sorpresa! On one extreme was the Minister of Culture, who responded that fans have the right to attend bullfights and no law is going to end the events, while the Minister of the Environment claimed that personally she would favor legal reforms to do away with them, beginning with prohibiting the killing of the bulls.

By the way, bullfights are not ver popular among Catalonians and I have heard local people say thye believed they should be prohibited. A week or two ago there were protests at local bullfights, which do not take place here often. There are two bullrings in Barcelona and one of them is being converted into a shopping center. The other one seems to hold more circuses and concerts than bullfights.

Anyone for a dip? In the underwhelming developments department, the 5 star Hotel Rey Juan Carlos has opened its swimming pool and for the first time it will be open to the public, too. Hey, why should I walk five minutes to the beach when I can travel across town to a neighborhood far from the center of town and nowhere near the sea to swim in luxury.

Wedding Bell Blues In Betanzos, Galicia a woman discovered she was doubly conned into a fake marriage. It turned out the groom was only separated, not divorced, and the priest was really a tractor driver. ¡Ay caramba!


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In Today’s News: Elvis Makes a Mark on Spanish Politics


My favorite article in today’s El Pais was about the newly elected city councilor in Reus (a town of 100,000 people near Barcelona) who not only dressed like Elvis for his swearing in but credited the King with posthumously guiding him to the post!
Ariel Santamaria claimed that 7 years ago Elvis appeared to him and told him to stand for office. He wasn’t succesful in his 2003 bid, but he said Elvis appeared again and told him to run for city hall — and the rest is history, or perhaps, legend…
I mean, really, next to this the main political story pales: following the recent local elections the PSOE (socialist party) has superceded the PP (conservative party) in municipal power due to its having captured the leadership in 10 provincial capitals.

Will Elvis appear to other politicians in Spain or around the globe?
P.S. Apparently this guy’s platform included promises to create a nudist pool, paint the town hall pink, plant marijuana in parks and require the local Police to carry a GPS device so that they can be easily found in case someone needs a light for a joint. He has also pledeged to to attend council meetings dressed as Elvis Presley.

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